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Tue, 21 Oct 2003 11:22:31 GMT

Let's see, 4:25 AM and I have to get in 3 hours and take the PSAT, oh well. Can't sleep though, damn brain won't let me, too many thoughts. Should just stay up.

Almost a real update

Wed, 01 Oct 2003 07:48:27 GMT

But instead you get my English report. Not bad for 2 hours work which included research though.

RIAA

The United States, a land of liberty, or at least it would be, if not for corporations like the RIAA. Let me set the stage for you: Little Bobby Jenkins wants to listen to a song from his favorite band, but being a mere child of 9, he can not possibly afford to buy their CD. So he resorts to the next best thing, getting the song of a filesharing program on the Internet for free. All is well for little Bobby, that is, until the RIAA finds out about this "atrocity". Seeing as how this is so devastating this is the music industry, the RIAA sues little Bobby and his parents for $20,000, a price that no normal person could reasonably afford. And this is called justice. How can that be considered justice by any stretch of the imagination? Your pseudo justices will not sustained for long, this will only generate hate and retaliation against you, and your corporation will fall.

You say you are protecting the Freedom of Speech, but you are actually doing the exact opposite of that. If you were really protecting the Freedom of Speech, wouldn't you want people to hear the music for free, instead of charging people insane prices to hear it? If you are such advent supports of Free Speech, then why did you try to silence Edward Felton, a Princeton professor who took on the challenge of breaking the security system on CD's but when he tried to published his works, you threatened to sue him under the DMCA? On the flip side however, you had no problem support the sell of CD's with explicit lyrics to minors because you said doing anything else would be limiting free speech. I guess you only support free speech when it benefits you, eh? Now you want to sue people who are legally making copies of their music, something that is protected in the constitution. What a great country you are making us become, with the taking away of our rights and all.

There are people who want to legally buy your music, but they can't afford it. I don't blame them for turning to things like Peer-to-Peer programs because music today is so ridiculous expensive that people can't afford to pay. Can you not see the problem does not only lie on the so-called "criminals" but on you as well? When you charge $20 for something that should only cost at most, $8 to $10, people are going to look for other ways of obtaining your product. It's no surprise that when you look at the numbers, as the prices start to rise, the sales start to fall. When free competition among retailers was allowed, CD sales were very, very high. When Minimum Advertised Pricing (MAP) was introduced, CD sales slowed down drastically. This isn't the only problem regarding pricing either. A person might only like one song on the CD, but yet they are forced to pay for the other 12 or some odd songs as well. When you give them no choice to buy just one song, like a single, they are forced to go else where for their needs.

You would like people to believe you are protecting the artists, but is that really true? The truth is that you don't benefit the artists in any way, shape, or form. You enacted hidden 2% tax on all CDR's saying that this money would go to the artists, when in reality; it just goes back into your pockets. Not a single artist has benefited from this tax, but you sure have. This is kind of funny considering a musician could buy some CDR's to burn his music onto and try to sell them, but he would be paying you a tax that was meant to help him. Even when artists have contracts with you, they are purposely misleading and outright fraudulent, it is outright stealing. You don't care about the artists; you care about your wallet. If someone isn't a major star, you don't care about him, and that's something you cannot deny. The fact that you have an illegal monopoly doesn't help things either. It's a fact that 85% of all music is released by 5 major labels (Sony, EMI, UMG, Time Warner, and BMG) and with this monopoly, you conspired advertisers to change the consumers higher prices for CDs, with none of which going to the artists. Since you are all in cahoots with each other, there is nowhere else for an artist to get a fair deal! And you wonder why people hate you.

The methods you are using to stop this problem are atrocious to say the least. Scanning peoples hard drives trying to find illegal MP3's? That's invasion of privacy at it's worst. I don't know who dubbed you the Internet police but it certainly wasn't me. You even want to go further then that and start deleting files you think are suspicious, without any investigating at all! Even you have sunk to new lows, suing 12-year-old Brianna LaHara. Never mind the fact she is an honor-roll student, living in public housing with her mom in New York, below the poverty line, she's obviously a horrible criminal for trying to listen to music! Thank goodness she only has to pay a "meager" $2000 settlement, I guess she can just go without eating for a week. You've already settled lawsuits with 51 with 261 people, payments ranging $2500 to $7500. You think is solving the problem? You think this won't just generate more disgust for you and your practices?

People aren't going to stand for this, and the results are showing already. The more you punish people for "stealing" music, the more they are going to do, if only to spite you. They see through your farce and aren't taking it anymore. People are getting angry at you, and down right threatening you. Your website has already been hacked, what more proof do you need that what you are doing is completely to wrong way to go about things? Even the artists are fighting back; they are going independent, making their own websites and promoting their own music, and no longer letting you leach off their creativity. Continuing your practicing of fixed CD prices and scare tactics will surely only lead you to your own destruction.

I have a few words to say to you, so listen well. Actually start to address to the problem, don't just condemn and blame everyone for your failures. Realize that just because CD prices are falling that it doesn't mean this is a direct result of P2P networks and file sharing. The economy is in a slump, so of course CD sales will fall. Offer ways for people to get the songs they like at reasonable prices. Do not think that your "justices" will last forever, people are already seeing through it, and you will fall.

I'm a pathetic bastage? News to me.

Tue, 05 Aug 2003 10:28:17 GMT

There is a difference between having an opinion, and living in your own delusional world. Well, Jimmy has apparently gotten the "Bright" idea that I'm insane and a "pathetic bastage" because I think Halo is a better game then Time Splitters 2. Not only did he manage to insult me and my intelligence several times, he also made no sense and started lying about things. Oh well, then I guess me and the other 99.9% of Xbox owners are pathetic bastages.

You see, I can tolerate people having opinions about things, after all, not everyone is going to agree about everything, but when you just start making stuff up and complaining about things that make no sense, that's when it becomes annoying. Well, enough about that, let's look at the arguments, shall we?

1. Why do people talk about how Halo is so great while if TS2 is so much better than it, doesn't even get 1/10 of it's recognition?

Jimmy's response, "And at most people wouldn't talk about Nazi-ism being bad WHEN UNDER THE RULE OF A CRUEL DICTATOR LIKE MS"

Yes, that right. The reason people don't talk about TS2 is because they are afraid that Bill Gates goon squad will come and kill them. News flash, we live in America, people have free will, and they can say what they want with fear of being hunted down like a dog. I don't even know how this argument makes sense. Buying an Xbox doesn't mean you are now controlled by Bill Gates, but whatever. He later goes on to mention that Bill Gates owns the country and the press can't be trusted. Let's see if the arguments become more coherent.

2. Halo had a better story than TS2

Jimmy's response, "Halo had the crap of all stories. Some marines find something and blow it up, then decide it ain't blown up well enough."

What the hell is he babbling about? Did he even bother to pay attention to the game before he just started making stuff up? I mean, that's not even close at all. If it was, they should just replace those 2 books that are out and a 3rd one to come with a single sheet a of paper that says, "OMGWTFLOL!!1!11 YOU BLOW SHIT UP LOL!!111!11" It's just sad if you have to resort to lies to try and win an argument.

Bonus Jimmy comment! "TS2 had original subplots that go along with each level." Then his examples of these "original subplots" are, "Saving French maidens, preventing intergalactic space war, helping famous mobsters"

Well slap my ass and call me Sally, that's the most original thing I've ever heard! Oh wait, did I say original? I meant rehashed idiocy. Even IGN realizes TS2's story is a pitiful attempt at a plot. How anyone can compare TS2's story with Halo's is obviously insane.

3. The controls for Halo are perfectly fine

Jimmy's response, "[Halo has a] ancient non-exponential aiming system that was thrown out at the time of Perfect Dark. The addition of a jump function on an MS controller is awkward and poorly executed with the odd Halo running physics"

Excuse me while I try to take this seriously...BAHAHAHAHA WTF ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT YOU INSANE MAN?!?! How is it a non-exponential aiming system? TS2 and Halo practically have the same damn aiming system. I'm not even going to argue against this one until it starts making sense. Odd running physics? Oh, you mean because it isn't like TS2, so it is odd. Ok, I see. And the jump is poorly executed...how? Unless you're just horribly inept, everyone else seems to be doing just fine with it.

Extra Super Mega Bonus Comment! "Actually no, that would be called having three thumbs, since it takes one to aim with the right thumbstick and another to press the jump button."

This was in reference to the fact that I can both aim and jump without having to take my thumb off the thumbstick. I guess me and most good Halo players are three thumbed mutants, right Jim? Just because you can't use the controls well doesn't mean they are bad controls.

4. The Weapons in Halo fit the game

Jimmy's response, "Lack of authentic feeling weapon variety. Authentic meaning that it fits with the environment, which is not to say that Halo weapons seem out of place, but that they all seem to belong in the same place."

Err...what? So...the weapons are bad because they fit the game? O....k. That has to be the WORST ARGUMENT EVAR!

More comments that don't make much sense, "TS2 you can fight in Chinatown, a rift in spacetime, the future, the big city, a mountain ravine ... and there are weapons that seem to come from all kinds of eras. With Halo it's like ... gee, another fricking impossible space weapon."

Oh, the irony is delicious. Can't you just taste it? Yes, Halo has "Impossible space weapons" but the idea of fighting time traveling aliens with Tommy guns isn't infeasible at all. Ok, now, remind me again, how are the weapons impossible again? See, this game is set in something I like to call, "The Future", and in the future, things that we didn't think were possibly, are suddenly possible! You see, things like plasma weapons can exist because not only we are we in the future, but also there is a much-advanced alien race in the future! Kind of like if you told a caveman that in the future a weapon like an atomic bomb would exist, he probably wouldn't believe you, but we all know it does exist. Easy to understand, isn't it?

5. Halo does not need more enemies.

Jimmy's response, "[Halo has] retarded enemies which are limited to 8 types.

Ok Jimmy, I'll try to explain this to you the best I can. A good game is like a good meal. I do not judge the meal by the amount of food I get, but rather, the quality of it. A pound of Macaroni and Cheese is not better than an 8-ounce steak. Just because there is more Macaroni does not mean it is better. It lacks the quality of the steak and there being more of it does not make up for this. Ok, so Halo had 8 different enemy types, and your point is? Those 8 types were better designed in the AI department and the graphics department then those in TS2. Just because TS2 has enemies like a woman with gigantic breasts or a monkey and other countless idiotic enemies does not make it better, I am sorry to have to break this to you.

Well, there were other things in the debate, most of which consisted of personal insults and how much Halo's story sucks compared to the masterpiece of a story TS2 had. He also said it was too easy, which I find hard to believe since he seems to have trouble operating the basic controls. Maybe he should stop playing co-op on easy and try the dangerous leap to normal. Well, I all hope you learned a valuable lesson today kids, if you're going to try and debate something, at least make it coherent and if you are going to lie, and least make it believable.

Hulk Smash!!!...and other stuff

Thu, 03 Jul 2003 06:39:47 GMT

Looks like I have more Hulk related news to give you, but it's not about that God-awful movie. It's about the game made because of the God-awful movie. I rented it thinking it was going to suck, but it surprised me, it's actually a pretty good game.

Basically, you play as the Hulk, well, most of the time, I'll get to that later. Well, as the Hulk, you smash things, lots of things. It doesn't exactly have a good story; just "Go here, smash this guy. Now go over here and smash these other guys. Repeat." But smashing people with a giant steal pole is very satisfying, along with throwing, punching, and using the unbelievably powerful gamma attacks.

Those are all the good points of the game. Unfortunately, it wouldn't be Hulk game if they didn't put in something horrible that almost ruins it. What ruins this game you ask? Banner. Bruce Banner. Some genius over at Vivendi Universal decided that being the Hulk wasn't fun enough. So they decided to put in Banner mode. You play as Bruce Banner, the 90-pound weakling who can't fight worth shit. Your mission: Pull lever A to get to point B. Pull crate C to get shot to death by soldier D. After failing the Banner missions for the fifth time, it starts to get a little bit annoying. I guess they figured people bought Hulk games to play as Bruce Banner.

So, to review:
Hulk Movie: Teh Sux0rz
Hulk Game: Teh Rox0rz

All right, if there is anything you read in this update, let it be this...Red vs Blue is the funniest video game movie thingy EVAR! Well, it's basically a bunch of guys who wrote a script and act it out using Halo. Here's a sample.

"Sarge: Who wants to guess...why I gathered you here...today?

Grif: Uhh..Is it because the war's over and you're sending us home?

Sarge: That's exactly it private. War's over, we won. Turns out you're the big hero. We're goin' hold a parade in your honor. I get to drive the float, and Simmons here, is in CHARGE OF CONFETTI!!!

Grif: I'm no stranger to sarcasm sir

Sarge: God, damn it private. Shut your mouth or else I'll have Simmons slit your throat while you're asleep!

Simmons: Oh I'd do it too.

Sarge: I know you would Simmons...good man."

Ah, here's another one. Grif is wondering why Sarge calls is calling the new vehicle they got the Warthog

"Grif: Why Warthog? I mean, it doesn't really look like a pig.

Sarge: Say that again?

Grif: I think it looks more like a puma.

Sarge: What in Sam hell is a Puma?

Simmons: Uhh..you mean like the shoe company?

Grif: No, like a puma. It's a big cat. Like a lion.

Sarge: You're makin' that up.

Grif: I'm telling you, it's a real animal!

Sarge: Simmons, I want you to poison Grif's next meal.

Simmons: Yes sir!

Sarge: *Pointing to warthog* Look, see these two tow hooks? They look like tusks. And what kind of animal, has tusks?

Grif: A walrus

Sarge: Didn't I just tell you to stop makin' up animals?!"

And a little later...

"Sarge: So unless anybody has anymore mythical creatures to suggest as a name for the new vehicle, we're going to stick with, the warthog. How about it Grif?

Grif: No sir, no more suggestions.

Sarge: Are you sure? How about Bigfoot?

Grif: That's ok.

Sarge: Unicorn?

Grif: No really, I'm cool.

Sarge: Sasquatch?

Simmons: Leprechaun?

Grif: Hey, he doesn't need any help man.

Sarge: Phoenix?

Grif: *sigh* Christ...

Sarge: Hey Simmons? What's the name of that Mexican lizard? Eats all the goats?

Simmons: That would be the Chupacabra sir.

Sarge: Hey Grif! Chupathingy, how about that? I like it. Got a ring to it."

And this is all from just one episode. It is hilarious, it truly is.

---Space for rent, ask for details---

Wed, 25 Jun 2003 20:26:46 GMT

You know, everytime I update this thing, a part of me dies a little. And it's not one of those those cool deaths that includes shooting at Amish with machine guns akimbo in bullettime. No, it's one of those deaths where nobody really cares because they just kinda sat there and died.

While grasping for reasons to continue writing this thing, a part of me thinks "Hey, maybe somebody actually reads, and *gasp*, enjoys this crap."

Another part thinks "What the hell are you talking about? Nobody would read or enjoy this unless they had enjoyed such other worthwhile pursuits such as jamming a spork in their eye or drinking varnish."

Then a third part says, "Quit yer bitching and grab the damn pie!"

...I usually listen to that third part.

So what was the point of this you ask? Well, to tell you the truth, there really is no point. I mean, come on, really, what did you expect? Some sort of life altering revelation? Nah, not going to happen today folks, sorry to disappoint you. So, until next time, try not to get |-|4(|{3Ð ß¥ 4 1337 |-|4)(0®. Oh, and leave some comments too, so I can actually tell if people read this.

The Incredible Hulk? It should be called The Incredible Suck...no wait, that's stupid.

Tue, 24 Jun 2003 05:29:56 GMT

As if you couldn't tell from the title, I saw the Incredible Hulk (and if you couldn't tell, you must be the incredible idiot...Ok, that was a horrible pun, sorry). Anyways, to be brief, this is a weird, horrible, weird, excruciating, stupid, and weird movie. Do not go see it under penalty of being mauled with a machete. This is no Spiderman or Dare Devil. Stan Lee should just admit they lost the real copy of the Hulk so they replaced it with claymation version of it.

In other non-Hulk related news, I will be taking my drivers test on the 7th or something so I hope I don't fail or else I'll have to walk or take the bus to places. Damn, that would suck.

I've also heard there's this book that people like about this guy who is a wizard or something. Some people like it but I don't, so don't mention it to me or I'll do something mean to you, like make fun of your dog. But then you'd probably cry or something so I would feel bad and make you a cake or something. And then we would have a hardy laugh about it and I would give you a thumbs up and then the credits would roll or something.

The Matrix: Reloaded...again, and again, and again, and GUNSHOT

Sun, 08 Jun 2003 05:41:00 GMT

In what appears to have become a tradition, I've seen Reloaded again making this the 4th consecutive saturday I've done it. None of the times after the first did I plan on doing it. They were just spur of the moment/boredom type deals. I swear it keeps getting better each time I see it. Anyways...

Finals are coming up, and you now what that means, you'll be screaming "WHY GOD, WHY!" while sitting naked in the shower quietly weeping to yourself hoping that you'll soon be comforted by the sweet embrace of death. Oh wait, that's what you do when you hear that Kenny G. is making a comeback. Sorry about that. But finals are indeed quite nasty terrorist sonsabitches that will rock your face with a steak knife, so beware!

Yes I am insane, but what's your point?

Is that the seventh sign of the apocalypse I see?

Mon, 02 Jun 2003 06:12:08 GMT

You know, just when you think you've heard of the most disturbing thing imaginable you, you see this advertised on TV. What the hell is wrong with these people!?! Nobody wants to see this (and the ones that do should be shot in the street). This is just plain sick, these people need to die a horrible, horrible death

Anyways, I hate this Western Civ project. I hate speaking in public almost as much as I hate the French. And I have to talk about the Anti-Christ himself, Winston Churchill! *grumble* *grumble* Now, if I could only somehow fake my own death and move to Mexico under the alias "Freddie Yuan, the Drunken Samurai!" Yeah, this will work, trust me

On the plus side, Crimsonland is a pretty fun game. It's sort of like GTA 2 only there's no cars, or city, and all you do is kill things. Oh, and did I mention you fight aliens? Ok, so it's not that much like GTA 2, but there is lots of killing.

So...do my bidding or I'll burn you house down! Well, probably not, but I will shake my fist pretty hard. *Shakes fist...HARD*!

I want those five hours of my life back

Fri, 30 May 2003 07:28:38 GMT

Ok, let me get my unadulterated rage out of the way...so don't scroll down if want to keep your sanity.
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WHAT THE MOTHERFUCKING HELL WAS THAT!?!?! FUCKING GOD DAMN CATS JUMPING AROUND LIKE MOTHERFUCKERS, SO FUCKING POINTLESS AND FILLS ME WITH HATE AND CONTEMPT FOR THE WHOLE WORLD!! I HATE FUCKING CATS!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Ahem, alright, now we can get down to why I hated this stupid, stupid, stupid play. First off, what the hell happened to the plot?! Was it eaten by a giant dinosaur or did some kind giant apocalyptic meteor come from the gates of hell and destroy it? There was no plot! I mean, I sat there, waiting for something that resembled a plot to come. I waited, and waited, and waited, and waited...then a cat flew away on a spaceship and the play ended........HKLJ@KH$L@%LG%GK@G$:K#HLK$LKJL!?!?!?!

WHYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!?
Ok, I not even going to think about why there was no plot anymore, just too...damn...POINTLESS!

Alright, I'm ok. Amazingly enough, that wasn't the worst part of the play. Oh no, the worst part was when they came out dressed like...cats!?! WHAT THE HELL?! I mean, just, WHAT THE HELL!? What kind sin against God is this?!! Men dressed in cats suits prancing around and singing like a bunch of...JUST GOD DAMN WHAT THE HELL!!!!

The whole experience of seeing CATS is like putting you hand on an extremely hot stove. The first you reaction you have is "OH MY GOD, WHAT HELL DID I DO TO DESERVE THIS!!!" Then, it just destroys all functions of your hand, just burning and destroying and unimaginable pain, leaving you with pile of burning flesh and rage. Ok, now just replace "hand" with "brain" and this is basically what it's like.

In short, I hope Andrew Lloyd Webber dies a horrible, excruciating death, hopefully involving pointy objects flying into his skull repeatedly, over and over.

LJ updates, Now with 30% more throat-punch!

Wed, 28 May 2003 08:36:14 GMT

First off, let me say I hate this computer with a passion. When I have to type out two speeches and my computer decides to stop working for whatever reason, expected to be stabbed, repeatedly, over and over. I managed to get this other computer working, somehow, although it doesn't work with the printer so I'm forced to write these mother****ers by hand.

Now that that's out of the way, let me just say that life seems to hate me. It's as if life snuck up behind me with a baseball bat, beat me to within an inch on my life, kicked me in the face, shot me in the face 23 times with a StreetSweeper, and ran me over with his car many, many times. I mean, I can understand why this was happening if I was someone like say, Marcus Chong, but damn it, I'm not Marcus Chong! I'm not stupid enough to get fired for stealing Joel Silvermans sandwich. Wait, what was my point again? Oh yeah, Marcus Chong is an idiot. Hehehe "In an interview with Entertainment Weekly, Chong claims he crashed a press junket, took food from WB production offices and verbally harassed the Wachowskis via phone."
Dumbass

Anyways, I don't really know why I updated other than to complain about my crappy computer and talk about a man who gave up his job for a sandwich. I mean, I probably could be talking about something important like world hunger, saving the rain forest, or why we should send hobos into space. But no, I choose to talk about malfunctioning electronics and a sandwich stealing loser. Oh well, there's always tomorrow...

I knew Colonel Sanders was evil!

Thu, 22 May 2003 09:57:36 GMT

How long has it been since I've updated this thing? Too long I suppose, but I have better things to do damn it! Ok, I lied. I'm just lazy, but hey...uh..damn laziness preventing me from writing something witty so just pretend I thought of something.

So I saw The Matrix: Reloaded, and all in all, it was a good movie. It had crazy kung-fu fighting and cameo by Colonel Sanders, the enslaver of humanity! It just seemed to be lacking something though, and I think I finally figured out what that is. Guns, lots of guns (Ok, you may proceed to beat me with a sack of doorknobs now) But I mean what's the point of having bullettime if you aren't going to be shooting bullets!?!

I think 2 people got shot in the movie, and you didn't even really see them get shot. Where the hell is my gun fight that makes Stalingrad look like Disney movie? Stupid Neo and his bullet stopping abilities. Enough about how there wasn't anybody getting ripped apart by high-speed metal projectiles, lets get to the real issue.

Why is Colonel Sanders trying to enslave humanity with his delicious chicken?!

Ok, so maybe he wasn't actually Colonel Sanders but you can't deny the stunning similarities between them!

I swear this is how I thought the conversation was going to go

Architect: There are two doors. The door to your right leads to the Source, and the salvation of Zion. The door to your left leads to my original recipe chicken with 11 herbs and spices. Already, I can see the chain-reaction--the chemical precursors that signal the onset of an emotion, designed specifically to overwhelm logic and reason--an emotion that is already blinding you from the simple and obvious truth. You can't resist my chicken!

I dunno about you but I say screw Zion and take the chicken. And that's why I'll never be elected president.

So how is The Matrix going to end? Well, I think Neo will go an excellent adventure but The Matrix will explode because he went below 50 mph. (Please tell me you get this)

And that's why you shouldn't make posts at 2:55 AM, good night.

I'm pissed

Thu, 08 May 2003 23:10:09 GMT

That is all

Ok, so maybe he wasn't the antichrist...

Thu, 08 May 2003 08:33:02 GMT

Ever had one of those days that gets progressively worse no matter what you do? Yeah, well that's pretty much how today went.

So I'm sitting in Western Civ waiting to get my outline back for my report on Winston Churchill. I had the feeling that it probably wasn't going to get looked upon very highly but I was still hopeful. So anyways when I got the outline back, it had a big glaring "Redo" on it. He said something about how it was just slanderous or something. Just because I called him a dirty jew-hating, alcoholic, nazi. People are so sensitive these days...

After that, I went to get lunch but apparently they had ran out of food. I swear it's like the universe is against me. After that, there was Biology and I got my test back. I got A but still missed more questions then I would of liked.

Bah, the only good thing about today was this movie. I can honestly say that the special effects in this movie far surpass those in The Matrix.

Not dead!

Tue, 01 Apr 2003 08:59:57 GMT

Contrary to popular belief, I didn't die in a shoot-out with the ATF. Although that would be more interesting than why I haven't been updating. Well, you can't have your cake and eat it too, or something like that. So...yeah, go away before I stab you with a rusty spork.

You thought there were no more updates but here's an update!

Wed, 05 Feb 2003 07:38:48 GMT

Ok, here we go. The main reason I haven't been updating is because of massive, deathly, sickness. And there has also been some mysterious pain which never ceases, ow. Anyways, the other, lesser, reason why I haven't had any real news to update with or there was real news and I forgot about it. Either way, it's good.

Yeah...just updating to tell you that I'm not dead, but I probably will be by this time tomorrow. Real updates to come soon, I promise...maybe.

More fun than driving a nail through your colon!

Fri, 24 Jan 2003 04:40:22 GMT

Well, I finally wrote something for HailPepe. Yeah, I'm as surprised as you are, and I didn't even have to have a gun put to my head. I've even been told that it is "funny". Yeah, well, you'll have to wait until HailPepe gets put up (whenever the hell that will be) or you can ask me if you want to read it.

There are finals this week, which is both good and bad. Good because I don't have to get up until 12 but bad since they are so long and boring. There is only one more left though but unfortunately it's English. English means that I'll pretty much be writing the whole time which will probably kill me and it's worse since it's at 10:30 and not 1:00 like all my other exams.

Yeah, on a side not, I'll be getting my glasses tomorrow and if any of you says anything I'll kill you. Yep

So I says to Mabel, I says

Tue, 14 Jan 2003 07:56:33 GMT

Back to ye old journal again. Yeah, this is fun...yeah, really, it is. Or is it?!?! I dunno, why are you asking me? Hmm, it's Finals Week and I have like 4 quizzes/tests tomorrow, Dang it. They are still giving us homework in all of my classes too! Bah, how do they expect me to study and do homework?

Anyways, if you're reading this, you must very bored or insane, probably both. After Zero gets his site set up, I'll finally have a place to rant and post my insanity besides here, hurray. Expect to see articles that will literally destroy your mind, like, Jesus and the Jetpack, the SSFB, and of course, 10 reasons why the world sucks.

So, yeah. I better brush up on my HTML skills so that I can (un)efficiently update my section. I get my own section for the low, low price of $20 a year. That's pretty good I guess. Plus there will be all the other good stuff that will be at the site. Well, it might not be as good as it is horrifying but, at least it's their, right?

This post is getting long and really has no point but I'm still rambling for no reason whatsoever but that's ok because I don't need anything like punctuation or anything that would even remotely make this run-on sentence readable or anything like that because that would be too easy and this is just wasting your time reading this because it has no point and I'm only doing this to make the post long and you are still reading this why are you reading this you must be insane for reading this because only insane people would read this because it is pointless and a waste of time but you are still reading this whyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy!...

I bet you feel stupider now, just doing my job.

Blue hair, you gotta have the blue hair...

Sat, 11 Jan 2003 09:05:56 GMT

Let's see, let's see. Been quite a while since I updated, 11 days in fact. Well, in the future, I won't let it go unattended that long. Well, maybe. Anyways, I'm back, so...yeah.

Things that happened while I was gone:
Went to a Christian Camp with Brammig. There was snow, well, actually it was ice...very slippery ice...no more shall be said! And the bus we took their batteries' exploded and the TV blew up... and it took 10 hours to get there...so yeah.

Uh...I went to school and things happened...none of which come to mind. Going to fund MHZ's Webpage. And some other stuff probably happened but I don't remember it, blah.

Sooo, that's it. That was pretty much my week. So know that you know what happened you can continue not caring! Until next time or when the sun explodes in six years...which ever comes first.

And now for something completly different

Mon, 30 Dec 2002 19:54:09 GMT

Actually, it's not really different. I just said that to distract you while I stole all your valuables. Anyways, it would appear that I am going to MasterHunterZero's house, and let me tell you...I'm scared as hell!

I mean, what horrible pitfalls await me? Pits of spikes? Trapdoors to hell? Evil genetically engineered world dominating squirrels named Pepe!?!?! I'm sure I'll see all these things and more...or, maybe not.

In all seriousness, I'm actually looking forward to it. Maybe he'll teach me some of his "1337 card skillz". Or maybe I'll learn some tricks like "101 ways to bludgeon your opponent" or "Controlling the game: Respect through fear" or, you know, something else that I just made up right now.

I think this post made sense, err, maybe. If it doesn't, try drinking some paint, that might help. Oh yeah, I changed the colors of my livejournal, yes, it looks God awful, but I'm too lazy to make it better.

So, it would appear that it's Christmas...

Wed, 25 Dec 2002 14:05:41 GMT

So today is Christmas is it? Just another day of the year to me. I guess I should be saying something like "Merry Christmas" or "Happy Holidays" or something equally cliche, but I won't. I honestly don't care about the whole gift-giving aspect of it either. It wouldn't really bother me if I didn't get anything, well, anything that can be bought with money anyways. The only things I want can't be bought with money, so it really doesn't matter.

Little known fact, today is also my birthday. Do you know what that means to me? Nothing. Absolutely nothing. Just one year closer to death is all it is. So I'm one year older, should I care? Maybe, I just don't see any reason to.

I don't even know why I'm updating. Does anyone actually read this trite? I can't imagine why anyone would, it's not like this is interesting by any sort measurement. Just mindless rantings that I post while exerting as little effort as possible. Sigh, I'm rambling again, and you probably have more important things to do than read what some insane person has to post.

I'm tired...I'm going to bed.

News Break! Man Updates Journal, Details Below!

Tue, 17 Dec 2002 23:46:08 GMT

I think this might be first, I'm updating without being forced/threatened/stabbed/kidnapped by fringe terrorist group of ring-tailed lemurs (A.K.A. Pineapples) Yeah...so this is pretty amazing, and if you don't think so you can go to Here

Anyways, like I was saying, there must be reason why I'm updating right? Well, you're right but you're still an idiot. The only reason you're coming here is to read about me, (What sad, sad, lives you live) so I'm going to give you the exact opposite. That's right, I'm not going to tell you what happened today or what terrorist plot I foiled. No, I'm just going to distract you with this piece of crap I wrote in study hall, enjoy!

10 Things I Would Do If I Had A Time Machine

Can't you feel the excitement building?!?!

10. Kill Hitler and use his head as a paper weight
9. Buy Microsoft stock, thus, making me evil AND rich
8. Steal Jesus' Jetpack (I swear it exists)
7. Dispense Sub-Machine guns to Knights in the Middle Ages (You know, for educational purposes of course)
6. Eat a Stegosaurus (Moo)
5. Kill who ever created Yu-Gi-Crap
4. Convince cavemen that I am a god with my magical "Boomstick" A.K.A. Shotgun
3. Kill you, that's right, YOU
2. Stop myself from making this stupid list
And of course, the #1 thing to do with a time machine...
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Almost there
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You made it, what a waste of time.

1. Destroy those #$^%$^%$ French!

(Like you didn't see this coming)

There, so now you know not to ever let me near a time machine. Although, it would probably be pretty funny and only 3 of my ideas involve killing people and don't try to say "What about number 1? because I said people and the French aren't people.

I made another list but I think I'll save that one for another time for when I have no idea what to post. So...yeah, post a comment about this, all you have to do is click the button right there -------->

I am not a crook!...honest

Mon, 16 Dec 2002 07:08:52 GMT

Went to a football game 100 miles away from my house Saturday. It was cold...very very cold...or at least that's what Smako kept saying every 2-5 seconds. Everything was going fine until the last minute of the game where somehow the other team got through our defenses and scored a touchdown. I have no idea how that happened since we have such an excellent coach for our team. /sarcasm

Aside from the disappointment of losing the game, the day was a really ~~good~~...well, it was ok. I had to ride the bus there which was equipped the ~~finest of luxuries~~ I mean semi-torn seats. It was a 2 1/2+ hour ride, which wouldn't of been so bad if there weren't CRAZY people sitting behind me.

I won't even mention what they were talking about, I'll just say that it had to do with certain...activities while sky-diving. It doesn't seem possible but it gets worse! It seems that I accidentally "stole" someone's backpack. When he said "Hold my backpack and follow me" I thought he meant "Take this and don't put it on the bus that I'm getting on" Heh, oops.

Well, he got his backpack back...eventually, at least he wasn't TOO mad at me...I think. Well, the bus ride home was uneventful except for some guy driving in front of the bus got pulled over by the cops, hehehe. Yeah, so that's it...oh yeah, I also got a new graphics card for my computer. It's a NVIDIA Ti 4200 64MB! Well, I'm not actually sure how much better that is but has to be good right?

So....yeah, no more livejournal updates! Just kidding...well, maybe.

Coffee > UnCoffee

Thu, 12 Dec 2002 08:03:38 GMT

Bah, Hmm, Let's see, what happened today. Well, I went to Chess Club which was horribly traumatizing , but then again, when isn't it. Then after that I did the my Western Civ homework, which was incredibly stupid/boring. The script for the project is INSANE! 10 pages! Look at this insanity!

"Random Guy:
Yee-Haw!!! Cow-a-bunga!!! boy howdy, that is one unbelievably serious hardcore
mamma-jammma southern chicken-fried freshly-baked american mojo cookie with some
ketchup and mustard and would you like some fries with that?"

Or this

"shazbot: (fancypants voice)
i do say, old bean, what is the meaning of this flabbergasting interruption? Do
you dare to mock Shazbot, the mighty one of india? would you so as to stoop so
low as to bring your lowbrow, moronic, absolutely ghastly, odiferous noxious and
nauseating glabtrab of flashing lights and gimmicky language to our fair and
noble program? why I should have you flogged! at any rate, what I meant before
that contraption disrupted my enchanting tale, is that the british consider us
to be their most valuable colony among their many colonies. I feel so proud.

Cletus:
What in the name of sam hill you been smoking, shazbot?

shazbot: (hillbilly)
why, opium of course, my good, man. ha! haha!

\shazbot drops dead after last laugh\"

Insane, but also very funny.

Then I had to help some kids at brammig's youth group build push-carts or something. I swear those kids are of the devil, they're evil, EVIL!

Of course, not as evil as what Brammig does to his coffee. He puts sugar and creme in it! That's PURE EVIL!. I mean, can you even call it coffee after that? It's more like Uncoffee, something that the French would like. How can you put sugar in coffee?!?! Evil...

So...yeah, that's what happened today. And remember, Coffee > UnCoffee,

PURE EVIL

Tue, 10 Dec 2002 08:13:59 GMT

Yeah...so some stuff happened, yeah...worst update ever.

LiveJournal Update: Special Edition

Tue, 03 Dec 2002 00:46:37 GMT

Why is this a Special update you ask? Well, I'll tell you, you impatient bastards. It's special because I'm going to be reviewing some logs.

No, not logs you put in your fireplace, fool. But rather, logs of text. Now, the logs in question are centered around a certain ~~person~~ I mean creature. Let's call ~~Him~~ I mean it, "Daniel"

Now you may start asking "Why are you posting logs about a stupid creature" Well, the answer is to show you how stupid and evil this creature really is.

Now that I'm done explaining to you what this is about, It's time to show some logs. Oh yes, some names will be withheld to to protect the innocent.

Hmm, lets see, what should we start off with...Ah, here's a good one.

"And later I got hungry again and kenneth bought me some, well sumner was there and I'm like "SUMNER YOU! THAT RIGHT THERE IS SUMNER! THE SUMNER, OMG OMG OMG OMG"

OMG OMG OMG, LIKE, YOU'RE SUCH AN IDIOT! Yes folks, this shows you what this creature's IQ is. Somewhere around -150825 I believe.

"So when I got home I found out that I was SORE!! but it was a good kind of sore, It was the kind of satisfiying sore that makes you know that you had a good time with your friends."

First off, I don't want to know what the hell you do with your "friends" that makes you sore. And add to the fact that he has quotes like this

"******* and I were doing...justin timberlake"
and this

"I got off and got some time to talk to ****** about *Stuff*"

and of course, this

"my partner was a guy I made him the chica!

I'll let you draw your own conclusions.

Did I also mention that he thinks he is smart? Oh yes, as hard as it is to believe, he seems to think he has "debating skills". He is also delusional, as shown here

"Biblical prospectives, the pro sides arguement continues to weaken and every thing they said we countered with well thought out prepared arguements that was really fun :D. Only there was one funny thing this guy said, he said that "translated back to the original hebrew and greek the bible's commandment says "thou shalt not MURDER" not "Thou shalt not kill" I blinked and said "Fine, lets define murder shall we? I think we can all agree that murder is killing someone with intent to kill someone, right? (even thought the law sees it differently :P) everyone agreed and I said, "so wouldn't killing someone by use of capital punishment the same thing? you have the intent to kill them. so there is basically no difference, it's still immoral!" I've decided that I love debate team :D."

Sigh, where to begin. Ok, first off, no one agreed with this creature, mainly because he is an idiot. I have no idea why he thinks everyone agreed with him. Secondly, Murder is different from killing but of course he wouldn't know this, because his knowledge of vocabulary is reminiscent of a 6 year olds.

Ah, here is something that is Hilarious!

"At lunch I hurried out and got in line behind *****. And before he got to the window Chris Slack cut in front of him and ***** did nothing about it so what I did was I stepped in and told him to get in the back of the line (while pushing and punching him of course :P) Later I told ***** that in highschool you need to take shit from nobody or you will get stepped on badly."

Yes, that's right. You aren't misreading this. He actually thinks that he dragged Chris Slack to the back of the line and then beat him up. Rest assured, "Daniel" didn't actually do this, considering this guy gets beat up by his mother, I don't think that he could push around a football player.

And then he actually goes on to give someone advice on how to not get stepped on in school. ROFLMAO!. Doesn't he realize that everyone steps on him and thinks he is a moron? I mean, come on, he can't actually believe the stuff that he says right? If he does, that's just sad.

Now to the final portion of this post, showing how evil he is. Now, let me give you the backstory on this. Daniel doesn't like me and my friends for what ever reason, so, he decides to try to get us in trouble. Naturally, since this plan was made by Daniel, it failed...horribly. What he did was he deleted his journal, made a new journal about him being a homosexual, then accused me and my friends of making it. Want proof? Here it is

"I saved the creation code and made myself a new journal, make no mistake that I didn't delete my journal because of insults, it was because I don't want any people like, whoever they are to invade my personal thoughts and spread them around school. I have a new journal and I wont give it to anyone, maybe some people, but I just though you should know"

Evil at its worse folks. But no, it doesn't stop there, once he realizes his plan has horribly failed, he denies making it.

"the person named "prydeboi" is not me, I posted my livejournal creation code about 3 hours before I deleted it. then I went and deleted the post thinking that nobody deserved the code. I went today to make it with the code and it said the code has been used. I go to ***** journal and I see a link to "prydeboi"s journal and the person who stole it must have created that account to spite me. I'm guessing ****** or ******."

Wait a minute, his story seems to change. Now he says that he posted his code 3 hours before he deleted it. Hmm...lets see, that only way this would make sense is if he had some sort of PROOF that we were on and went to his journal and that he had some sort of evidence that we were the ones that did it. He had none of those things and his story is obviously fake. I mean, he even admitted making it. Of course, the school didn't seem to see it that way.

Did I mention he also said that one of my friends didn't have a soul? He said that she "manipulated" people. What the hell Daniel, what the hell did she do to you. If anything, you manipulated her and treated her like crap. Well, like I said, he is delusional and seems to think things that normal SANE people don't.

Well folks, that concludes this Special Edition Update, I hope you all learned a valuable lesson. Don't do drugs or you might end up like this fool. Until next time...